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Multi-factor Authentication

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Your password needs a chaperone.
LS Unisex Tee

  • Made to order and pressed in Nashville
  • Ships within 14 business days. U.S. only for now.
  • An excellent gift for someone you like enough to spend money on.
This is a digital mockup. The real thing may vary slightly in color, texture and placement. Please do not launch an investigation unless we actually sent the wrong thing.

This design is applied using premium DTF transfer technology for a vibrant, flexible, durable finish. We use high-quality film, ink, adhesive powder, and a carefully controlled pressing process to create prints that hold up beautifully over time with proper care.

Fabric content may vary by color. Most solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Wash with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.

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Other websites leave you guessing. We’ve clearly labeled ours. Please enjoy these entirely fictional endorsements from our family, friends and everyone on Earth. Soon we'll have real customer reviews and this will all look very fancy and official. Please remember us from before we were credible.

★★★★★

“Five stars. Please call me. This is Mom.”

galware's mom, also trying through the contact form
Mom's house, Tennessee
★★★★★

"It's actually not cringy."

galware's kid, asking not to be tagged EVER
Nashville, TN
★★★★★

“I had this exact idea years ago. Except for the name, designs and doing it.”

galware's brother, an entrepreneur in theory
Bro's house, Kentucky
★★★★★

"Do you have one with a pocket?"

galware's grandpa, wearing a free bank t-shirt
Paw Paw's House, Tennessee
★★★★★

“We’d recommend it to a friend but we’re everyone so that gets complicated.”

Everyone, running out of people to tell
Everywhere
★★★★★

"I could get three shirts for that at Costco. Anyway, I bought four."

galware's father-in-law, supporting the business under protest
In-law's house, Tennessee
★★★★★

“Five stars. We tried to give more but the imaginary system wouldn’t let us.”

Everyone
Everywhere
★★★★★

"I printed the website so I could show people."

galware's grandma, distributing the internet by hand
Mee Maw's house, Mississippi
★★★★★

“Even the people who don’t like anything liked it."

Everyone, including Karen
Everywhere