Galware was started by two women who have spent years working in technology and cybersecurity. We know the jokes and have seen a truly upsetting amount of bad tech merch.

We kept coming up with things we wanted but couldn’t find anywhere. Eventually we stopped complaining and made them ourselves. That became Galware.

Why Galware?

Galware is a play on malware. Similar spelling. Considerably better intentions.

What we make

We make clever goods for tech people, cybersecurity people, people who live online and people who just like the design.

The product list will change. The point won’t. The idea has to be good and the thing we put it on has to be worth buying.

You do not need to understand every joke. We are not administering a test.

A very small operation

Galware is an independent, women-owned business in Nashville. We come up with the concepts, write the copy, choose the products and make the design decisions ourselves.

Our garments are pressed in-house and most are made when they are ordered. Other products will have their own materials and production methods. We’ll tell you what you’re buying without making you hunt through the fine print.

How the designs happen

The concepts and words start with us. We use Canva, AI and other design tools to turn them into finished artwork. Then we edit, adjust, reject and redo things until they feel like Galware.

We don’t take ourselves too seriously. We do take the work seriously.

Galware is for anyone who gets it. We’ll also accept money from anyone who doesn’t.